A woman charged her ex £100 to talk to her, and we think she’s our new role model. 19-year-old Toni Osborne recently shared two screenshots on Twitter – one of her demanding £100 for her ex’s right to talk to her, and the other of him actually sending it.

Toni says that the guy had ‘cheated, abused’ and broken up with her over three years ago – so thought asking for the money was ‘compensation’.

Her ex had messaged her asking to talk, and explained that he would be willing to do anything for her time of day.

And she replied: ‘Give me £100 then we will talk’. Immediately, he said it was fine by him – and actually sent her the money. We’re not sure what happened after that, but the tweet has since gone viral, with more than 3,000 retweets and 32,000 likes.

Honestly, we like Toni’s style. Though we think she should’ve charged him per message, not per conversation. Not everyone’s able to deal with an ex in such style.

We asked people to tell us the greatest length an ex has gone to get them back – or to at least talk to them. Here’s what they said.

Dan said his ex went to great lengths to get him back ‘Literally all forms possible. She was a friend of a friend so, joined group chats, Facebook, email, even LinkedIn.

I had explained my reasons clearly why it was no longer happening so she claimed she was struggling mentally…. I gave her advice that I could but she was lying.

‘I said that, as she had a son, the best thing she could do was focus on him, delete social media or at least limit it. Not use dating sites if this is how she deals with it all.

‘I offered advice but had to express that I am not a professional and her doctor should be her first point of call. I can only do so much.

This was 18 months ago and yet she still tries to contact me on occasion. I have to ignore as engaging gives false hope.’ One ex got abusive… ‘One guy whom I was with for roughly seven years actually waited outside my new place, grabbed me and threw me in his truck just so I would listen to him.’

One guy used his ex’s Netflix – and no, we’re not talking for free streaming ‘My ex changed my name on Netflix to “call me” so I deleted my account, then he used his parents Facebook to message me after I’d blocked his socials, tracked my location to find where I was, tried to PayPal me with messages and emailed me through eBay… wild times.’

Myla’s ex was a little nicer… though not successful ‘Wrote me a 10 page letter and left school, showed up to my school lunch to give it to me in front of everybody. Awkward as hell, but cute.’