21 Nigerians Share Hilarious Things They’ll Do If They Were Reborn As Opposite Sex

Have you ever wondered what you’ll do if you were born as an opposite sex?

Like if you’re a guy and you were born as a girl or if you’re a girl and you were born as a boy?  What difference does it make? What thing different will you do?

This twitter user asked the question and the responses are pretty hilarious

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What is one thing you'd definitely like to do if you were born as the opposite sex? (I.e you a man now will like to do if you were a woman)

7:31 PM - 17 Jan 2017

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Girls

1. Want to feel what it’s like to nut

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2. Want to be able to grab my balls 

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3. Want to know how to feel to walk bare chested

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4. Would like to know how a morning wood feels like

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5. I want to be a Yoruba demon

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6. Want to be able to get married at any age I want

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7. Want to be able to pee while standing

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Guys

8. I want to knead my boobs and play with them

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9. I want to know how it feels to curve boys

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10. I want to be a runs babe 

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11. I would like to see men’s reactions when I tell them I’m pregnant

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12. I want to understand the whole fuss with makeup

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13. I want to fake orgasms

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14. I want to be as dramatic as I can ever be

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15. Want to grow a beard 

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16. Want to know what it feels like to play two guys

 

17. Have different boyfriends based on my needs

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18. Ditch guys 

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19. Know what it feels like to be a Nigerian mother

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20. Will be a prostitute

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21. Want to experience childbirth

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