British fashion designer Vivienne Westwood was inspired by your junk

When it comes to phallic accessories, bachelorette parties get to have all the fun—penis pasta, cakes, balloons. But why limit skin flute accessories only to women? It seems fashion designer Vivienne Westwood had the same thought. During London Fashion Week: Men’s this week, Westwood completed one of the model’s looks with a ween-shaped accessory.

The model’s high-end outfit—a brown suit and oversized jacket—was held together with a gold, diamond-encrusted penis chain. Because who needs buttons?

Breaking Bad’s RJ Mitte—who sat front row at the show—also wore the piece. He opted for the silver option, using it in place of a button his navy suit jacket. There are always questionable style choices at fashion week—we’ve seen eye shadow, we’ve seen men’s chokers, and for those really in the know, we’ve seen designer Rick Owens send his models down the runway with their actual junk hanging out. In comparison, these diamond accessories feel pretty understated.

But men’s fashion month has just started—after London, designers head to Florence, Milan, Paris, and New York. Who will top Westwood?